Don't See: The Happening

The perfect review was published in the Reno News and Review: "Oh Mother of God ... this is aweful." Basically, this movie sucks. You don't want to see this. It's about grass killing people. Yeah, that's what I said, grass kills people. There was some interesting special effects, but other than that the whole plot is whack. M. Night Shyamalan directs this "thriller," which falls waaaay short of the quirky Lady in the Water and the interesting Village. Stars Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel and John Leguizamo.

Spoiler: At the end of the movie, the neurotoxin (exactly, the neurotoxin! we did say this movie sucks) travels with the wind to Europe and the credits roll.