Avoid: Underworld: Rise of the Lykans

The first Underworld movie was bearable. I remember laughing out loud when Bill Nighy's head was sliced in half in the last scene. The second was the stupidest thing I'd ever seen. I decided, on a lark, to try out the third. Was smart enough not to pay for this drivel, mind you, but wasted 10 minutes of my life nonetheless. Bill Nighy, you're so much better than this. Are you that hard up for a pay check?!

At the time of this posting, Underworld: Rise of the Lykans is number two at the box office with more than $20 million in ticket sales. In a recession, you'd think folks would be smarter about where they spend their money.